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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8404
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	76	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2039	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Emeralds Found:	1047

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	223	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	2509	Falling into the Void:	0
Emeralds Found:	1252	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.