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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	290	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	107	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	582	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	6686
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	84	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4233	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4990
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.