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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3194
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3398
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	7040	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5719
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.