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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	140097
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Star Shards Collected:	289	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crops Grown:	9192
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	448
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9111
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.