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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	507184
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9861	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	6396
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3236
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4676	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2356	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2993	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.