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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	180

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	201771
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5210

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4664	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	1187
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	8447
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.