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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	599953
Villages Defended:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7287

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	8161
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4294
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	184714	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	4286	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.