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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Emeralds Found:	1432
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	4249	Ores Mined:	2482

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Animals Bred:	161

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	514	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.