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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	196
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	1348
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mines Excavated:	2903
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Potions Brewed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7348	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	189	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	5888	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”