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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8602
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mines Excavated:	1901

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	511	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7251	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	562	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	251
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7638	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).