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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1755	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	113

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1881	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Star Shards Collected:	176
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mines Excavated:	4476
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.