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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	583399	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	145111	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	5416
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4248	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Farms Harvested:	554	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Animals Bred:	178

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	2965	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	29702
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.