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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4192	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	5419	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	New Chunks Explored:	219809

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2782
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	New Chunks Explored:	222418

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.