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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9334
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9330	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1775	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6335
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	377406
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	4735
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.