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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5086	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	7305
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	4310
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7509
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Villages Defended:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	725	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4027	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7610	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.