Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Towns Built: 10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 2026

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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