Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Potions Brewed: 146
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY