| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3873 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.
Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.
With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!
Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.
But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).
Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
