Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	2570
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Star Shards Collected:	193	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2923
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	87
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	130	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3035	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

play.valegate.com