Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2572
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	152	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Star Shards Collected:	155	Players Killed by Monsters:	4612
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	9668	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9372	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Votes:	7812	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	3355

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	7460	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magic Items Found:	7290
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1631
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to