Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	844
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	989797
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Star Shards Collected:	107	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	5806
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	1532	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	8912
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	975
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	6965	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Potions Brewed:	56
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com