Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6842

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1799
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6521
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	2382	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchantments Applied:	138
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	792601	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154