Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	682	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Night Skies:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	154	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	169	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Emeralds Found:	7404
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	182	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crops Grown:	7627	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6398
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com