Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3639	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	3964	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	906263	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Potions Brewed:	190	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	114639	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	1131
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	162	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	4553	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583