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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3129 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 606 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.