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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	7022	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	5868	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8764	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1292	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1787	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7743
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	4492	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	248
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9465	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4312	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	291	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2