Lions MC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Skillful Question Master

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7847	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	694
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	253244
Dragon Eggs Found:	589	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9136	Ores Mined:	9738
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	709
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	4