LingoMasterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	4126	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Farms Harvested:	277

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	1633

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	110
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8051	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	167	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2