LingoMasterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	153611	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	5704
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	438	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

2030, cash expenditures, China, dietary structure, economic impact, Expenses, food-borne, Fun, health, Healthcare, healthcare system, high protein, high-fat, HighFat, Lifestyle, medical costs, nutrition, personal medical, Population, preventive care, ProteinCraft, public health, trends

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2100	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

aggressive mobs, Alathra, Baits, barkeeper, Brewing, Brews, Cannons, Custom Biomes, Fishing, Fun, Geopolitics, giggles, Lore, medieval weapons, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movecraft, Nether Mobs, Passive Mobs, president, PRETEND, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Ships, Start, town city, Towny, War system, Wars, Youre

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

cuckittini, long tail tag, Minecraft, Pissi, pissi cuckittini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	39