Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Farms Harvested:	236	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3124	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7724	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7541

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!