Limitless Longevity Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	159
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	3253
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	187587	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PreggoPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1