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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Animals Bred:	91	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3633	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	692780	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!