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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5337 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9664 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1235 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.
But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!
So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”