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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5737 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!