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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!