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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!