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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2764 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Mines Excavated: | 2279 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!