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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6842 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!