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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6607 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3916 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!