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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!