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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9107 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2174 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!