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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8725 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!