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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4474 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!