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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 1243
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Void Gems Collected: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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