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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Void Gems Collected: 32
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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