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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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