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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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