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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1764 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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