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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 6012
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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