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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Dimension Hops: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 495
Towns Built: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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